[00:00:00] Have I Got A Present For You - Toby Keith
[00:09:00] I can't believe what Christmas has come to today
[00:12:00] All these atheists and judges tryin' to take it away
[00:17:00] No carols in our public schools no trees in city hall
[00:20:00] And they wish you Season's Greetings at the shopping mall
[00:26:00] Ain't you sick of it all
[00:28:00] Well there's a war on Christmas
[00:31:00] It's under attack
[00:33:00] But this year America's taking it back
[00:36:00] Separate church and state
[00:39:00] That's what some lawyer said
[00:41:00] I say it's time we separated him from his head
[00:45:00] You can call me un Christian
[00:47:00] But that's not true
[00:49:00] 'Cause have I got a present for you
[00:55:00] It's the thought that counts
[01:01:00] Christmas is as American as apple pie
[01:05:00] It's a late December version of the Fourth of July
[01:09:00] And they may go by a different name
[01:13:00] But Uncle Sam and Santa Claus are one in the same
[01:19:00] So boys take aim
[01:21:00] Hey there's a war on Christmas
[01:23:00] It's under attack
[01:25:00] But this year America's taking it back
[01:29:00] Separate church and state
[01:31:00] That's what some liberal said
[01:33:00] I say it's time we liberated him from his head
[01:37:00] You can call me un Christian
[01:40:00] But that's not true
[01:41:00] Buddy I got a present for you
[01:48:00] I hope it's the right size
[01:54:00] O say can you see this Christmas
[01:57:00] Baby Jesus 'tis of thee
[02:01:00] I'm placin' 50 shinin' stars atop
[02:06:00] The Statue of Liber tree
[02:09:00] Then I'll go and jingle the Liberty Bell
[02:13:00] Post Old Glory with an elf
[02:18:00] If you say I can't deck my halls
[02:22:00] Then I'll deck you myself
[02:25:00] Well there's a war on Christmas
[02:28:00] It's under attack
[02:30:00] Hey this year old Saint Nicholas is taking it back
[02:33:00] He's firin' guns from his reindeer droppin' bombs from his sled
[02:38:00] This year if you were naughty you're as good as dead
[02:41:00] He wears red and white
[02:44:00] And you can throw in blue
[02:48:00] And has he got a present for you
[02:51:00] Saint Toby's got one too
[02:56:00] Yeah we got a present for you
[02:59:00] As in the A C L U
[03:07:00] Easy Rudolph
[03:09:00] Down boy